R U Stoopid!?!

Written By Mr ShaoDow

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VERSE ONE

I break it down like Lego,

Then double up hear the echo,

Keep coming back like limbs on a gecko,

Never the less I pitch high falsetto,

I settle for best you pick pyrite metal,

Are you’re stupid, no excuses,

You don’t think ‘for you make your movements,

Are you dense? When ya speak you lose sense,

I’m too tense hoping you will seek improvements,

See the bloke could be dope,

If he opened his scope,

Took a note and awoke but he won’t,

You see him poke and provoke,

While he gloats and demotes,

But the boasts are a joke,

And he’s broke,

So when you chat it’s a bummer,

Crap spilling out your mouth run call a plumber,

Yeah you make movements, from dumb to dumber,

Like trying to find snow in the summer.

HOOK

R U Stoopid!?!

R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?!

Getting caught up in the hype,

R U Stoopid!?!

Wandering the streets with a knife,

R U Stoopid!?!

Now you’re in a cell and you’re the wife

R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?!

VERSE TWO (LeeN)

Are you dumb,

Bredder don’t look dazed like you just got caught with the gun,

Man when street crime’s on the incline the feds will stop you just for the fun,

Are you dim, thick, slow with the wits,

Why would you roll on road in a whip,

That ain’t got tax and insurance on it,

And straight through the red light SKIP,

Are you slow,

How many illegal movements equal long dough bro,

You see Scarface casinos so don’t act foolish like you don’t know,

That’s why I get intense,

When wasteman don’t use common sense,

Are you dopey, doltish, dumb or dense,

Or just less than intelligent.

HOOK

R U Stoopid!?!

R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?!

Shotting up the ends with the draw,

R U Stoopid!?!

You thought you’d stay ahead of the law,

R U Stoopid!?!

At Five AM they’re kicking in your door,

R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?!

VERSE THREE

Now I’m on it, rock hard core like onyx,

Listen to my words blud learn like phonics,

Turn be firm make it burn man long it,

Cos when you act dumb it don’t run like Sonic,

I make a shift tectonic,

Too many barely aware never think they want it,

Easy a life no work all leisure,

To be fresher you better protect your neck stay clever,

Stupid youths get used and then severed,

Cos they wanna prove the rude they get pressured,

Move like fools never pet to hype,

If you’re picking up a knife then forget your life,

All the potential no motivation,

Be a bad man is the one aspiration,

Even if you don’t have the best education,

Be more than a pawn of the nation.

HOOK

R U Stoopid!?!

R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?!

Getting in a fight with your lover,

R U Stoopid!?!

One night stand with no rubber,

R U Stoopid!?!

Nine months later, Oh Brother!

R U Stoopid!?! R U Stoopid!?!

*POINT OF INTEREST*

I think the idea for this song first came about after listening to a conversation on a bus between two university students who couldn’t work out how they’d managed to spend all their student loan on alcohol in the first week.

Somebody later informed me that Gecko’s only grow back their tails and technically not their limbs. I informed them that the gecko I was referring was a mutant and then asked them if they were Stoopid?

“Nevertheless, I pitch High, Falsetto” is one of my favourite lines. Falsetto is a singing style usually used by men to hit higher than normal notes.

‘Pyrite Metal’, is otherwise known as Fools Gold.

The way this country is currently going, I wouldn’t be surprised if finding snow in the summer became a normal thing.

Onyx is a type of rock, also a Pokemon, but I was talking about the rock.

“I make a shift Tectonic” refers to the tectonic plates that are part of the structure of the Earth (What can I say? I read a couple geology magazines).